11:30 and already that boy ain't right

I would indeed enjoy some corn flakes right about now but my milk expired a couple days before it was supposed to. How the hell did that happen? I don't recall keeping it outside my fridge for long periods of time, and I made sure I paid my electric bill so it wasn't shut off while I was out. Goddamn cows and thier steroid juice.

My newest favorite pokegirl

Damn it, why do the tojos exploit my fetish of drill hair and classy girls which I clearly cannot resist and look at that Gabite behind her. Goddamn that fucker is going to fuck someone's shit up real good.

So Power Rangers is finally ending...

What a damn shame. I may not be the huge fan I was years ago but it was still nice to have some american toku around. It remained unique even when its fad status was revoked and its glory days had passed. I hold a lot of memories from growing up with the show and I'll definitely miss it, if only because every year I was interested in how they adapted the footage.

Go watch Rosario+Vampire

Because having a harem of demon girls is the hottest thing I've ever heard of.

Though I'd probably be scared shitless at the thought of being killed by one of them since they would probably be more powerful than me.

Ace Ventura Jr.

WHAT FAGGOT EXECUTIVE GREENLIGHTED THIS AND WHO IS THAT DOUCHE FAT KID PLAYING JIM CARREY'S SON?

Holy fuck, and I thought that new Beethoven DVD was bad....

Bison is fuckwin

My strategy for beating people in Street Fighter IV is basically Head hop, jab-jab-jab, knee press, jab-jab-jab, knee press, PSYCHO CRUSHA and end it with Knee Press Nightmare (although it mainly ends up becoming an EX-Knee Press).

Now I just need to buy a Fight Stick to improve my skill.

Internet

For the last 8 years, you've slowly taken hold of me, and now I'm in your grasp completely. I cannot live without you, but you are the cancer that is stagnating my life. Even when I should be eating, completing work, or having fun, the only thing on my mind is coming here to see what you did. You have poisened my mind, destroyed my moral fiber, stole my strength and have made me see things I cannot unsee, only to find them horribly arousing.



.....Just kidding, babe. You know I love you. You always deliver.

give the loli a hug

If you don't, she'll still mindfuck you with her powers of manipulation.

Poor Aoki never realized how much of a pain teaching children is.

My brother has Street Fighter IV

and I have to wait until Friday afternoon to play it.

Goddamn college being 2 hours away from home and unnecessary Friday classes.

I'm a terrible person

Last semester, I didn't miss a single class ('cept for my Psychology final, but that was because of my dumbass self misreading the syllabus) This time around I've already missed 2 classes, and now I'm missing one due to finishing up a project.

Fuck college procrastination.