Ace Ventura Jr.

WHAT FAGGOT EXECUTIVE GREENLIGHTED THIS AND WHO IS THAT DOUCHE FAT KID PLAYING JIM CARREY'S SON?

Holy fuck, and I thought that new Beethoven DVD was bad....

Bison is fuckwin

My strategy for beating people in Street Fighter IV is basically Head hop, jab-jab-jab, knee press, jab-jab-jab, knee press, PSYCHO CRUSHA and end it with Knee Press Nightmare (although it mainly ends up becoming an EX-Knee Press).

Now I just need to buy a Fight Stick to improve my skill.

Internet

For the last 8 years, you've slowly taken hold of me, and now I'm in your grasp completely. I cannot live without you, but you are the cancer that is stagnating my life. Even when I should be eating, completing work, or having fun, the only thing on my mind is coming here to see what you did. You have poisened my mind, destroyed my moral fiber, stole my strength and have made me see things I cannot unsee, only to find them horribly arousing.



.....Just kidding, babe. You know I love you. You always deliver.

give the loli a hug

If you don't, she'll still mindfuck you with her powers of manipulation.

Poor Aoki never realized how much of a pain teaching children is.

My brother has Street Fighter IV

and I have to wait until Friday afternoon to play it.

Goddamn college being 2 hours away from home and unnecessary Friday classes.

I'm a terrible person

Last semester, I didn't miss a single class ('cept for my Psychology final, but that was because of my dumbass self misreading the syllabus) This time around I've already missed 2 classes, and now I'm missing one due to finishing up a project.

Fuck college procrastination.

Here We Go

Let's see if I can make this baby work, and hopefully not abandon it like I did my other pet projects.